Thursday, November 03, 2005

Pentonville Tough. Wicked and Rough.

well, well, wellllllll.

here i am nero. right in front of yeh. starting again our badass
e-mails
that once were full of a badassery man had not encountered since
paleontologists unearthed the great tyrannosaur and chuck noris
headlocked
it until its head exploded, obviously creating the constellations. and
we're just gonna jump right back in cause the water is oh so luke
warm...splash.
1.) after a quantity of time spent searching that almost justifies me
being
paid for it, i have downloaded the new babyshambles "down in albion"
dish
and i must say i have no hard feelings about the libertines being no
more.
pete doherty is my new hero. i swear to god between stories of him and
crack and beautiful supermodels and coke and throwing full bottles of
jack
daniels into fans' faces and breaking into his mates' houses for habit
money
and making a song titled "fuck forever" the first official single from
his
album and, hopefully, dying in the next couple of years, he has proved
to me
that rock and roll is not dead until it reaches the age of 27. i have
never
been so content drinking half a bottle of scotch and smoking a pack of
cigs
by myself than i have been whilst listening to this album. not sure if
that's a good thing or pathetic escapism, but at this point i could
care
less. sure there are some down moments on the album that a heavy
editting
hand would have chopped but they are all the better for being followed
by an
earthshatteringly unexpected little ditty called "pentonville." i am
trying
so hard not to tell you why this song is the shit, all i can say is
please
don't listen to it until the album reaches it. okay, enough
masturbating
over this album. fuck critics. fuck my bredren pete doherty. fuck
forever. punks an' dreads fight evermuh.
2.) you know what's great? not changing any clocks after the great
Fall
Back. one number minus another has never been so gratifying.
3.) back to mew sick. Juelz Santana. nuff said. i have a likkle mix
tape
of his called "back like crooked crack 3 (fiend out)" that more than
proves
record labels are killing hip hop. check a guest like sizzla on the
track
called "shottas." check a response to "welcome to jamrock" - "welcome
to
jamrock?" juelz asks... "nooooooo, welcome to my DAMN BLOCK" - all
that, a
bag of chips, and hilarious takes on "regulators," "my name is," and
"gold
digger."
4.) back off of music... esperanza. we're officially pushing to make
this
spring a brukout season for us and i need some kindred guidance. we
really
want to push our designs to another level and the future looks bright.
like
that poster with snoopy wearing braces. brup.
5.) the condo, major water disaster in the kitchen, one thing after
another
and i am sick of it - finally moving shit in and the pad will be
complete
within the next week or two. well, maybe not for normal people, but
complete enough, at least, to have a duane peters / hellcat showing.
this
my man is a night that i have been looking foward to more than any
other in
recent memory.
6.) check out this webpage:
http://www.cafepress.com/dogs_of_war/177853
its by far the stupidest thing i've thought is badass in a long time.
7.) new footage over at apple.com's quicktime movie page of peter
jackson's
king kong is just gourmet.
8.) www.wwtdd.com - much better than www.thesuperficial.com - engage
obsessive site refreshing.
9.) mom and pop sasso asked about you saturday night when nicole and i
chose to go to la casa de sasso instead of doing halloween and we all
died
laughing about you being dressed as Colonel Sanders and being on their
fridge. i didn't do anything for my favorite holiday this year and i'm
a
bit depressed. please tell me you did.
10.) i started this with a lot more to say but started getting bored
and
when i'm bored my writing suffers and when my writing suffers i appear
less
legendary than i really am and when i appear less legendary than i am i
threaten the delicate ballance that is the time space continuum.
11.) and when i threaten the delicate ballance that is the time space
continuum i out cous.

$q|_|@+

Merriam-Webster

Main Entry: 1goldĀ·brick
Pronunciation: 'gOl(d)-"brik
Function: noun
1 a : a worthless brick that appears to be of gold b : something that appears to be valuable but is actually worthless
2 : a person who shirks assigned work